Pokemon Update February 26, 2011

NEWSFLASH!

The shiny Suicune event has came out for Mystery Wi-Fi Event for the next few days. Sorry I didn't say it earlier. Oh yeah, and the Entei Event ended. The Shiny Suicune is Level 30 like it's other friends, Raikou and Entei. It's holding the rare Rowap Berry. Having the moves Air Slash, Sheer cold, Extreme Speed, and I believe something else. And the ones in North America can get Celebi at GameStop in America, and in EG stores in Canada. The Celebi is available in all Fourth Generation games. (Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart Gold and Soul Silver) In HG/SS, the Celebi will activate the event of Ilex Forest of going into Giovanni's past. If you use the transfer machine and transfer Celebi to Pokemon Black and White, you can get Zorua at the GameFreak Building in Hiun/Castelia City.

Interview with Bowser

Me: So! Bowser, how does it feel to be the King of Koopas?

Bowser: Roar roar! (It's really hard to do so, I have a lot of jobs to do!)

Me: Yes yes, that's true, you do have a lot of jobs as king, good thing I can see the translations

Bowser: Roar! (I'm a fudging turtle dinosaur! For Pete's sake! What can I do?)

Me: How about you get a translator?

Bowser: R-r-oar Roar raree roar roar, howl howl, Roar (Nah)

Me: Okay then! I had a hard time, I just got my job back after two months! I interview an ox turtle thing, and I am forced to read unimportant lines! I need a raise!

Kammy Koopa : Master Bowser, Mario has just killed Bowser Jr, what will you do sir?

Bowser: Grrrr, ROAR! (Buy me a translator!)

(20 Mins later)

Goomba: Here you are sir

Bowser: ROAR! (Thank you, but where's Kammy?)

Goomba: Mario killed her.....

Bowser: That obese mustached plumber will die! (Takes out Light-saver)

Goomba: Where'd you get that?

Bowser: I stole it from Darth Vader

(At Bowser's Castle)

Dry Bones: HELP! MARIO'S KILLING ME AND WHEN I COME BACK TO LIFE, HE JUMPS ON ME AGAIN!

Thwomp: Ow! My head! My beautiful spiky head!

Koopa: No! Not the Lava! Ahhhh!

Mario Holding Rocket Launcher: Yahoo! Yeah, yeah! Ha ha ha!

Bowser: Mario! I am your enemy!
(BOOM! BOOM!)

Bowser: ROAR!

Mario: Oh no!

(BOOM!)

Bowser: NOW! FACE........ THE GRENADE LAUNCHER!

Mario: Wahhhh!

(Dun dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun)

Bowser: That's what you get for killing Kammy!

Mario Appears: Why, hello!

Bowser: How did you survive!?

Mario: I still had 4 lives left, now, troops, attack!

Bowser: FFFFUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGEEEEE

(Punch punch, kick, shoot)

Toad: Here lies King Bowser, Rest In Hell....

Thnx 4 reading!

Bows

List of websites:

youtube.com/pokeanand

miniclip.com

omgpop.com

google.com

etc, etc, etc

Interview with Darth Vader (Not really)

Me: Alright! Darth Vader! What does it feel to have such a nerdy name?

Dark Vader: (I call him that, shut up) Luke, I am your father!

Me: It's Ricky (My Online name)

Vader: I will summon the gods to kill you!

Me: ?????? This is Star Wars!

Darth Vadar: Get ready to die!

(Takes off suit)

WHO COULD IT BE????? ARE THEY AWESOME? ARE THEY FAMOUS? WHY IS THIS SO? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY

QUESTIONS?

IT IS.......

Homer Simpson!

Dun dun dun!

Homer: D'oh!

Me: Err, Homer? How does it feel to be........ so fat???

Homer: Um

(Takes other suit off)

Who is it this time? It is..........

THE ANNOYING ORANGE

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Orange: Hahahaha! You're an apple!

Me: Ugh, I quit! I don't care how much you pay me! BYE!

Orange: Hey, hey, hey guy!

Me: What?

Orange: KNIFE!

Me: AH!

(Cuts Passion Fruit)

Orange: What? My true love, Passion, GET READY TO DIE!

(Due to the violence of the interview, we are forced to end it, thank you!) :)

Now for our commercials!

Commercial Guy: Aw look, you're knife is all dull, it can't cut anything, won't it? Well

now! There's the..... OTHER KNIFE!

Orange: There you are!

(Thnx 4 Reading!)

Pokemon Games Update

NEWSFLASH!

This just in, the new Pokemon Black and White will come out for Europe on March 3rd, USA and Canada on March 6th, and for Australia on March 10, 2011. As we all know, it was released in Japan already, so if you can read Japanese, or just really desperate for a copy early, go to Japan, with I don't know, whatever you need! And also, the legendary trio of Johto in SHINY form is out there for those who have Wi-Fi, a D.S, Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver!(You only need one, if you have only one, at least) Raikou came a week ago, but he ended, sorry :( But Entei is out there! Hurry up now! He will stop at the end of the week! Next week is Suicune, I have both Raikou and Entei, but I won't offer. If you transfer the trio to the Black and White versions, (When they come out) you can get the all new Zoroak, this Pokemon has a very unusually regular ability called Illusion. I don't know what that is, check the internet man! That's how you get Zoroak, to get it's pre evolved form, Zoroa, you must get the Celebi Mystery Gift event. And BTW, for getting Mystery Gift in D/P/Pl, check YouTube,

Update over.