Luigi’s Mansion #2: Big Boo’s comeback
Year: Prehistoric Times Consoles: Bintendo B.S., Bintendo B.I.I., Zbox M5 Bintendo Price: Quit making me say this!
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Description: Come in, friend, and I’ll tell you a terrible story. (Sound of Thunder) FLASHBACK! About 2 years ago, there was a short, fat Italian plumber with a red hat named Mario, with his younger, taller, with a green hat, and more ugly but skinnier Italian plumber/brother named Luigi. They both lived in a creaky, strange, and a large mansion. But one day, in a dark and cold, and scary, and hard, and, Audience: “OKAY WE GET IT!” Oh, sorry, well you get how the scene was, as I was saying….. A horrible ghost named King Boo walked into Mario’s bedroom when Mario was sleeping, but then POW! VANISH! Mario disappeared. When Luigi came to wake up chubby Mario the next day, he realized he vanished with a note saying on his bed: “Not dear Luigi, if you want to ever see Mario again, you must face your greatest fear, ghosts! And that includes me! You must find your way out of this mansion front gate! Because I locked them! You must say the magic words to open the doors! Then head for King Boo’s unromantic cruise ship! Which is the only cruise liner that will take you to Big Boo’s Island! The rest will be discovered there. -Don’t bring anyone to help, King Boo.” So Luigi jumped on the floor, screaming and sucking his thumb, and then jumped out the window! BANG! He hit his head, because forgot to open the window, so he then opened it, and jumped out! Then Luigi saw the door, he said random words: “Open Sesame! Abra Kadabra! Please!” Nothing happened. Then he said: “Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!” DUN DUN DUN DUN! It’s the Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse! Mickey: “Hey not here! This is the Mushroom Kingdom! We’re supposed to do it in Disney World!” Narrator of Mickey Mouse: “Oh yeah, right, were we interrupting? Sorry!” Other narrator: Okay, the next Luigi said was Ahhhhhhhh! Clank! The front gate opened. Then Jack and Jill went up a hill, wait wrong story. Now the rest of the game will be shown when you play this weird, strange game!
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