Wario: Just Dance!

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Wario: Just Dance!

Year: Who Cares? Console: Bintendo B.S. Genre: How should I know?

Price: I don’t care!

Description: Oh no! The evil King Bowser has captured Princess Peach! Who’s going to save her? Luigi? Nope. Mario? He got a new girlfriend! Waluigi? He smacked me with his tennis racket when he heard that! Waluigi: “I’ll beat you up next time!” So it’s Wario to the rescue! Wario: “Yeah!” He’s going stop Bowser…… With dance! Bash through enemies and watch Wario shake his smooth moves.(Be aware that the side effects of seeing Wario shake it may disgust you, cause violent puking, headache, super laughter enough to make you faint, amnesia, or even death.) Watch his very strange moves like the fat Egyptian, the chubby robot, the dead worm, and the sit! But don’t worry! They’ll be more ahead! But be careful, because when you reach Peach, she’ll run away in terror! And enemies will fall to the ground if they see you shake it! And the enemies may run away if you try to sit on them! Buy it today! PLEASE! THEY HAVE MY MOM!