Interview with Bowser

Me: So! Bowser, how does it feel to be the King of Koopas?

Bowser: Roar roar! (It's really hard to do so, I have a lot of jobs to do!)

Me: Yes yes, that's true, you do have a lot of jobs as king, good thing I can see the translations

Bowser: Roar! (I'm a fudging turtle dinosaur! For Pete's sake! What can I do?)

Me: How about you get a translator?

Bowser: R-r-oar Roar raree roar roar, howl howl, Roar (Nah)

Me: Okay then! I had a hard time, I just got my job back after two months! I interview an ox turtle thing, and I am forced to read unimportant lines! I need a raise!

Kammy Koopa : Master Bowser, Mario has just killed Bowser Jr, what will you do sir?

Bowser: Grrrr, ROAR! (Buy me a translator!)

(20 Mins later)

Goomba: Here you are sir

Bowser: ROAR! (Thank you, but where's Kammy?)

Goomba: Mario killed her.....

Bowser: That obese mustached plumber will die! (Takes out Light-saver)

Goomba: Where'd you get that?

Bowser: I stole it from Darth Vader

(At Bowser's Castle)

Dry Bones: HELP! MARIO'S KILLING ME AND WHEN I COME BACK TO LIFE, HE JUMPS ON ME AGAIN!

Thwomp: Ow! My head! My beautiful spiky head!

Koopa: No! Not the Lava! Ahhhh!

Mario Holding Rocket Launcher: Yahoo! Yeah, yeah! Ha ha ha!

Bowser: Mario! I am your enemy!
(BOOM! BOOM!)

Bowser: ROAR!

Mario: Oh no!

(BOOM!)

Bowser: NOW! FACE........ THE GRENADE LAUNCHER!

Mario: Wahhhh!

(Dun dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun)

Bowser: That's what you get for killing Kammy!

Mario Appears: Why, hello!

Bowser: How did you survive!?

Mario: I still had 4 lives left, now, troops, attack!

Bowser: FFFFUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGEEEEE

(Punch punch, kick, shoot)

Toad: Here lies King Bowser, Rest In Hell....

Thnx 4 reading!

Bows