Interview with Darth Vader (Not really)

Me: Alright! Darth Vader! What does it feel to have such a nerdy name?

Dark Vader: (I call him that, shut up) Luke, I am your father!

Me: It's Ricky (My Online name)

Vader: I will summon the gods to kill you!

Me: ?????? This is Star Wars!

Darth Vadar: Get ready to die!

(Takes off suit)

WHO COULD IT BE????? ARE THEY AWESOME? ARE THEY FAMOUS? WHY IS THIS SO? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY

QUESTIONS?

IT IS.......

Homer Simpson!

Dun dun dun!

Homer: D'oh!

Me: Err, Homer? How does it feel to be........ so fat???

Homer: Um

(Takes other suit off)

Who is it this time? It is..........

THE ANNOYING ORANGE

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Orange: Hahahaha! You're an apple!

Me: Ugh, I quit! I don't care how much you pay me! BYE!

Orange: Hey, hey, hey guy!

Me: What?

Orange: KNIFE!

Me: AH!

(Cuts Passion Fruit)

Orange: What? My true love, Passion, GET READY TO DIE!

(Due to the violence of the interview, we are forced to end it, thank you!) :)

Now for our commercials!

Commercial Guy: Aw look, you're knife is all dull, it can't cut anything, won't it? Well

now! There's the..... OTHER KNIFE!

Orange: There you are!

(Thnx 4 Reading!)