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Welcome to my blog! I am your host, Steve! (That's what you'll call me, O_o) I will make interviews of the most known people, like Darth Vadar, Bowser, and Homer Simpson? I will also do updates of the latest Pokemon News! I am your advisor for Pokemon, (Not really, but I can help on battles, I had 3 awards from Yahoo Answers for helping a person on his Platinum team)
So err, yeah, I might do some basic blog things like going outside, but still... So yeah..







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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Survivors of Call of Duty Black Ops

So these people are thought to be dead in "Call of Duty Black Ops" Only Heroes will be included


1. Frank Woods
2. Joseph Bowman
3. Terrance Brooks
4. Bruce Harris
5. Viktor Reznov
6. Daniel Clarke
7. Sergei Kozin
8. Dimitri Petrenko
Four other minor players, Tvelvin, Swift, Belov, and Vigarov, die in this game. But where not a major part of any mission/part of the game

1. Frank Woods- In Mission Payback, Kravchenko is about to kill shoot you. Your friend Woods saves you and stabs him in the back. They both are thrown into a grenade explosion. Woods had no time to run away or throw the bomb back. You think he's dead... BUT! In your E-mail, there will be a message. Type something in the computer, I don't know which. But it says a note about Woods not being dead. He went to prison. I think in BO2 You're Woods in a mission and you try escaping,

2. Joseph Bowman- Woods' right hand man. His death is in the same mission as Woods' In a small Vietnam prison. He gets tortured by a Russian officer. He calls him "Communist Piece of s***" The Russian gets angry and whacks Bowman's head three times with a metal pipe. Mason the main character calls him a "F***ing Son of a *****" and later on shoots him. There was no sign of him being alive :(

3. Terrance Brooks- A CIA officer. Only seen in two missions, W.M.D. and Executive Order. In Executive Order. You meet up with him, with Woods and Bowman to save a Russian soldier, Weaver. He may seem minor at first. But the end has him with Jason Hudson the most important players, since Woods and Bowman are dead. I'm talking about Brooks, not Weaver. As I was saying, Brooks was one of the members of Kilo One in W.M.D. He was supposed to climb a mountain into the Nova 6 station. An avalanche starts. He failed to escape. And "supposedly" died. His death was the least known death.

4. Bruce Harris- He was one of the members of Kilo One. He was only seen in W.M.D. While going through a bridge, an RPG destroys the ridge and makes Harris fall to his doom. It's revealed that he's most scared of heights. So um, yeah :(

5. Viktor Reznov- One of the fan favorites in Call of Duty: World at War. In his early soldier days, he fought for Russia in World War II. When he escapes a boat from it exploding, with his friend, Nevski. He's too injured to run. And sent to labor camp, Vorkuta. He meets Mason, and they jump a train to escape from a truck. Only Mason jumped, not Reznov. He was driving a truck trying to get away from two other trucks and a helicopter. In "The Defector" You see Reznov and for the next few missions, you see Reznov but your people around don't. That's because that Reznov was fake. The one at Vorkuta was real, though. So Reznov was surely dead..... 50%! Hudson's email from "John Trent" says: "Tell Mason, it's freedom for both of us" Who could this John Trent be? Is it Reznov? Or maybe Woods or Bowman....

6. Daniel Clarke- A scientist who help created the deadly Nova 6. He USED to be working for the main enemy, Dragovich. He was gonna fall off a building, but Hudson grabs him. So he's alive, right? WELL WRONG! One of the soldiers shot his brains out and left him dead. :(

7. Sergei Kozin- He was a prisoner at Vorkuta. He was a monster and can take out three guards at time with his bare hands. Throughout the mission. He was gunless. He kept an ax that was used once. For ONE guard. He opens a garage sized door for you. But gets crushed to death.

8. Dimitri Petrenko- In Reznov's back-story. He talks about his closest friend, Petrenko. He was the main player in World at War. He was tested by the Nova 6 chemical by Dragovich. Reznov wanted revenge for this, and brainwashed Mason to kill his main enemies, Nikita Dragovich, Lev Kravchenko, and Friedrich Steiner.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Trollin'

I changed this entire article to Trollin' because I felt weird with it


Monday, March 14, 2011

Luigi's Mansion 2!

Note that if I find you copy this on ANYTHING, I'll report whatever it is, YouTube, Tumblr, etc

Luigi’s Mansion #2: Big Boo’s comeback

Year: Prehistoric Times Consoles: Bintendo B.S., Bintendo B.I.I., Zbox M5 Bintendo Price: Quit making me say this!

This description is sponsored by Bintendo! If it’s bootleg, it’s Bintendo!


Description: Come in, friend, and I’ll tell you a terrible story. (Sound of Thunder) FLASHBACK! About 2 years ago, there was a short, fat Italian plumber with a red hat named Mario, with his younger, taller, with a green hat, and more ugly but skinnier Italian plumber/brother named Luigi. They both lived in a creaky, strange, and a large mansion. But one day, in a dark and cold, and scary, and hard, and, Audience: “OKAY WE GET IT!” Oh, sorry, well you get how the scene was, as I was saying….. A horrible ghost named King Boo walked into Mario’s bedroom when Mario was sleeping, but then POW! VANISH! Mario disappeared. When Luigi came to wake up chubby Mario the next day, he realized he vanished with a note saying on his bed: “Not dear Luigi, if you want to ever see Mario again, you must face your greatest fear, ghosts! And that includes me! You must find your way out of this mansion front gate! Because I locked them! You must say the magic words to open the doors! Then head for King Boo’s unromantic cruise ship! Which is the only cruise liner that will take you to Big Boo’s Island! The rest will be discovered there. -Don’t bring anyone to help, King Boo.” So Luigi jumped on the floor, screaming and sucking his thumb, and then jumped out the window! BANG! He hit his head, because forgot to open the window, so he then opened it, and jumped out! Then Luigi saw the door, he said random words: “Open Sesame! Abra Kadabra! Please!” Nothing happened. Then he said: “Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!” DUN DUN DUN DUN! It’s the Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse! Mickey: “Hey not here! This is the Mushroom Kingdom! We’re supposed to do it in Disney World!” Narrator of Mickey Mouse: “Oh yeah, right, were we interrupting? Sorry!” Other narrator: Okay, the next Luigi said was Ahhhhhhhh! Clank! The front gate opened. Then Jack and Jill went up a hill, wait wrong story. Now the rest of the game will be shown when you play this weird, strange game!

Wario: Just Dance!

Note that if I find you do anything related to this on your YouTube/Blog, I will track your account and get you reported 4 life:

Wario: Just Dance!


Year: Who Cares? Console: Bintendo B.S. Genre: How should I know?
Price: I don’t care!


Description: Oh no! The evil King Bowser has captured Princess Peach! Who’s going to save her? Luigi? Nope. Mario? He got a new girlfriend! Waluigi? He smacked me with his tennis racket when he heard that! Waluigi: “I’ll beat you up next time!” So it’s Wario to the rescue! Wario: “Yeah!” He’s going stop Bowser…… With dance! Bash through enemies and watch Wario shake his smooth moves.(Be aware that the side effects of seeing Wario shake it may disgust you, cause violent puking, headache, super laughter enough to make you faint, amnesia, or even death.) Watch his very strange moves like the fat Egyptian, the chubby robot, the dead worm, and the sit! But don’t worry! They’ll be more ahead! But be careful, because when you reach Peach, she’ll run away in terror! And enemies will fall to the ground if they see you shake it! And the enemies may run away if you try to sit on them! Buy it today! PLEASE! THEY HAVE MY MOM!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Pokemon Update February 26, 2011

NEWSFLASH!

The shiny Suicune event has came out for Mystery Wi-Fi Event for the next few days. Sorry I didn't say it earlier. Oh yeah, and the Entei Event ended. The Shiny Suicune is Level 30 like it's other friends, Raikou and Entei. It's holding the rare Rowap Berry. Having the moves Air Slash, Sheer cold, Extreme Speed, and I believe something else. And the ones in North America can get Celebi at GameStop in America, and in EG stores in Canada. The Celebi is available in all Fourth Generation games. (Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart Gold and Soul Silver) In HG/SS, the Celebi will activate the event of Ilex Forest of going into Giovanni's past. If you use the transfer machine and transfer Celebi to Pokemon Black and White, you can get Zorua at the GameFreak Building in Hiun/Castelia City.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Interview with Bowser

Me: So! Bowser, how does it feel to be the King of Koopas?

Bowser: Roar roar! (It's really hard to do so, I have a lot of jobs to do!)

Me: Yes yes, that's true, you do have a lot of jobs as king, good thing I can see the translations

Bowser: Roar! (I'm a fudging turtle dinosaur! For Pete's sake! What can I do?)

Me: How about you get a translator?

Bowser: R-r-oar Roar raree roar roar, howl howl, Roar (Nah)


Me: Okay then! I had a hard time, I just got my job back after two months! I interview an ox turtle thing, and I am forced to read unimportant lines! I need a raise!

Kammy Koopa : Master Bowser, Mario has just killed Bowser Jr, what will you do sir?

Bowser: Grrrr, ROAR! (Buy me a translator!)
(20 Mins later)
Goomba: Here you are sir

Bowser: ROAR! (Thank you, but where's Kammy?)

Goomba: Mario killed her.....

Bowser: That obese mustached plumber will die! (Takes out Light-saver)

Goomba: Where'd you get that?

Bowser: I stole it from Darth Vader
(At Bowser's Castle)
Dry Bones: HELP! MARIO'S KILLING ME AND WHEN I COME BACK TO LIFE, HE JUMPS ON ME AGAIN!

Thwomp: Ow! My head! My beautiful spiky head!

Koopa: No! Not the Lava! Ahhhh!

Mario Holding Rocket Launcher: Yahoo! Yeah, yeah! Ha ha ha!

Bowser: Mario! I am your enemy!
(BOOM! BOOM!)

Bowser: ROAR!

Mario: Oh no!
(BOOM!)
Bowser: NOW! FACE........ THE GRENADE LAUNCHER!

Mario: Wahhhh!
(Dun dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun)

Bowser: That's what you get for killing Kammy!

Mario Appears: Why, hello!

Bowser: How did you survive!?

Mario: I still had 4 lives left, now, troops, attack!

Bowser: FFFFUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGEEEEE
(Punch punch, kick, shoot)
Toad: Here lies King Bowser, Rest In Hell....

Thnx 4 reading!







Bows





Friday, February 18, 2011

List of websites:

youtube.com/pokeanand
miniclip.com
omgpop.com
google.com



etc, etc, etc

Interview with Darth Vader (Not really)

Me: Alright! Darth Vader! What does it feel to have such a nerdy name?

Dark Vader: (I call him that, shut up) Luke, I am your father!

Me: It's Ricky (My Online name)

Vader: I will summon the gods to kill you!

Me: ?????? This is Star Wars!

Darth Vadar: Get ready to die!
(Takes off suit)
WHO COULD IT BE????? ARE THEY AWESOME? ARE THEY FAMOUS? WHY IS THIS SO? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY
QUESTIONS?

IT IS.......

Homer Simpson!

Dun dun dun!

Homer: D'oh!

Me: Err, Homer? How does it feel to be........ so fat???

Homer: Um
(Takes other suit off)

Who is it this time? It is..........

THE ANNOYING ORANGE

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Orange: Hahahaha! You're an apple!

Me: Ugh, I quit! I don't care how much you pay me! BYE!

Orange: Hey, hey, hey guy!

Me: What?

Orange: KNIFE!

Me: AH!

(Cuts Passion Fruit)

Orange: What? My true love, Passion, GET READY TO DIE!

(Due to the violence of the interview, we are forced to end it, thank you!) :)

Now for our commercials!

Commercial Guy: Aw look, you're knife is all dull, it can't cut anything, won't it? Well
now! There's the..... OTHER KNIFE!

Orange: There you are!

(Thnx 4 Reading!)



Thursday, February 17, 2011

Pokemon Games Update

NEWSFLASH!

This just in, the new Pokemon Black and White will come out for Europe on March 3rd, USA and Canada on March 6th, and for Australia on March 10, 2011. As we all know, it was released in Japan already, so if you can read Japanese, or just really desperate for a copy early, go to Japan, with I don't know, whatever you need! And also, the legendary trio of Johto in SHINY form is out there for those who have Wi-Fi, a D.S, Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver!(You only need one, if you have only one, at least) Raikou came a week ago, but he ended, sorry :( But Entei is out there! Hurry up now! He will stop at the end of the week! Next week is Suicune, I have both Raikou and Entei, but I won't offer. If you transfer the trio to the Black and White versions, (When they come out) you can get the all new Zoroak, this Pokemon has a very unusually regular ability called Illusion. I don't know what that is, check the internet man! That's how you get Zoroak, to get it's pre evolved form, Zoroa, you must get the Celebi Mystery Gift event. And BTW, for getting Mystery Gift in D/P/Pl, check YouTube,
Update over.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Coming Soon!

Coming soon! Wario: Just Dance!..... The Movie! So anyways, I wuz just making Mario comedies! And I found them the laughing stalk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my sis r gonna try make a movie this summer. But we'll need sum help. But by then, we can try! We're trying to have it a 5-7 min short and make it a YouTube video, keep asking us and I'll update. (Then again, my sis is very lazy when we do a fun project, but gets serious for other things for some reason) So contact me and I'll tell you if everything is wrong or not..... If it's out, I'll blog it. And or buzz it on Gmail, so be updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It'll be hilarious. And type: Wario: Just Dance The Movie! And is made by Pokeanand, it's the original, if it's someone else, it's either a bootleg, or another version/still a bootleg. So remember, the title could be different, but if it's by a username called Pokeanand or Maisha627, it's the original. So we'll update, I'm taking too much time wasted, so sorry, bye!